I thought it was creative (stolen from the most wonderful abstracted)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned pinkfu in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I pushed her_whispers in the mud (-17 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I stole edenbeast's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-820 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!