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" U.S. scientists said the quake that set off the wall of water had moved tectonic plates beneath the Indian Ocean by up to 30 meters (100 feet), causing the Earth to wobble on its axis and permanently shortening the day by a fraction of a second"

that's pretty amazing.

question for the day -

Assume there is a God.  If you could have his job for a day, what one thing about the world would you permanently change? 

Me, I'd change farts.  I'd make them smell awesome so everyone would let them rip, and I would give them the chemical properties to break apart smog and help repair the ozone layer.  That would be pretty cool.
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trick From: trick Date: December 30th, 2004 04:47 am (UTC) (Link)
i'd give all the religious zealots (christian and others alike) the rain of hellfire they are so convinced is coming. and then i'd give everyone else a rain of gumdrops. or something. can you imagine the news reports if gumdrops were falling from the sky everywhere? that'd be so worth it.
therhyn From: therhyn Date: December 31st, 2004 07:10 am (UTC) (Link)

What would I permanently change?

I would permanently shorten the day by a fraction of a second... Looks like someone's hearing my prayers!

Seriously though, I would probably make religion more about what you do and the person you choose to be (cf. Daoism, moral atheism, what Jesus is reported actually to say in the bible, etc.) than what you believe (cf. born-again hellfire and brimstone zealots, militant atheism, what your local evangelical preacher says Jesus tells him, etc.)

And the new policy for crime, education, etc. would be to solve the problem before it starts instead of trying to clean up the damage after its been done.

See, what's wrong with a little balance and harmony now and then?

Oh, and I'd make everyone synaesthetic for about two and a half minutes after sneezing.

Boldog új évet!
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