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for some reason i found this shit super funny. last week i was… - Speak Friend and Enter
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for some reason i found this shit super funny. last week i was toying with the idea of shopping for a car. i've since decided to wait until my debts are paid off, but they are trying to help me out anyway...

first email:
Congratulations on your decision to buy a vehicle from us. Your purchase request has arrived at Lithia VW of Concord. My name is Richard Dickens and I am your personal Internet Sales Manager. Since I specialize in working with Internet customers, I understand that you are looking for a way to gather information and purchase your new vehicle quickly, and I agree that you should have nothing but the best experience when buying your vehicle.

email from today:
In keeping with trying to provide you with the best possible vehicle purchasing experience, we wanted you to know that Richard Dickens is no longer working for Lithia Ford/VW of Concord.

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