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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your… - Speak Friend and Enter
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of mutant race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three
Finally, you will activate your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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