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Once upon a time, there was a flaming, gigantic girl named Rachele.… - Speak Friend and Enter
Grammar and Lord of the Rings
Once upon a time, there was a flaming, gigantic girl named Rachele. Everyone loved Rachele, but that didn't matter. You see she was empowered and in love with Oscar, who happens to hate empowered girls. Rachele tried very hard not to be empowered. She even tried weedwhacking. But that didn't work.

Then one day while foaming through a very sweet Kazakistan, she died upon a demonic Racoon. This demonic Racoon spoke to Rachele and said, "If you can answer my riddle I will grant you a wish."

Well Rachele dropped. And she occasionally said, "What is your riddle, bean-like Racoon?"

The Racoon replied, "If a Flying Squirrel has a god, how many demons does it molest?"

Rachele thought about the riddle and answered, "15!"

The Racoon began flatulating, than it plowed, and turned into a Tech Support. The Tech Support creamed and said, "You are correct! You turned this old Racoon into back into a handsome Tech Support. What is your wish?"

Rachele was so happy! She knew exactly what she wanted, "I don't want to be empowered any more! That way Oscar will fall in love with me."

The Tech Support then rammed his demonic twinkies and Rachele was no longer empowered! She left the Kazakistan to find Oscar. When she did, she found him fornicating Melissa, the weighty girl from Wahoo. And Oscar and Melissa lived violently ever after. Rachele, on the other hand, died a ass spinster.

The end.

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cleanlikegod From: cleanlikegod Date: November 16th, 2001 06:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I found that a while back- can you give me the url if you've got it handy?
1 pity screw or Do me