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1. What is your name?
pssh, you want me to divulge al this personal information and you don't even know my name? Paddington Q. Bear.

2. What do you liked to be called in private?
You can call my privates whatever you want, baby.

3. What is your favorite day of the week?
that day that follows yesterday, comes before tomorrow and is much after the day before yesterday

4. What is your favorite song?
lately it's been Amon Amarth's "Amon Amarth". But Rhapsody's "Dark Tower of the Abyss" is also quite kickass.

5. Tell me about your most embarrassing moment:
well, see.....geez, this is bad.....i was walking at school one day when it was raining, and uh.....*sigh* i stepped in a puddle of water! it was traumatic.

6. Do you enjoy the taste of blood?
if it's spiked with vodka

7. What is your favorite food?
the dead kind

8. Would that favorite food happen to be mushy, taste similar to nuts and does it come in varying shades of brown?
almond joy?

9. What is your favorite movie?
you don't even get an answer for this.

10. Have you ever had sex with an alien?
well, i consented to the probing, so techincally

11. Have you ever had sex?
um, i take the 5th? well, if "nobody, ever, anywhere, would pretend to be a 44 year old virgin" then i guess these days nobody would ever pretend to be a 22 year old virgin.

12. What is your favorite candy flavor?
apple

13. How old are you?
one would think this would appear much earlier. is this referring to mental, physical, emotional, what???

14. Did you deflower Mother Teresa?
only time she ever smoked, baby

15. Do you speak another language?
i speak portions of two other languages, but i'm out of practice.

16. Do you enjoy giving head?
*snicker* can i just say that i think the expression "giving head" is really fucking ridiculous?

17. Do you worship the devil?
on my own time so i'm not wasting the company's money

18. What do you think cum tastes like?
*bewildered look* that's like asking "what do you think a cockatoo sounds like?" if you've never heard a cockatoo. heh heh, i said "cock"

19. Do you eat cheese more than once in a day?
today i ate a grilled ham & cheese sandwich, cut into halves. since i didn't eat all the cheese at once, but rather with each half, technically i ate it more than once today.

20. Do you have any tattoos?
this thing that says "mo". i think i ran out of money.

21. When was the last time you cried?
when ed died in october.

22. Have you ever sat on broken glass?
necessarily; college admissions are getting tougher every year

23. Have you ever gotten a nose bleed in public?
i've got nothing clever for this one. dammit.

24. Recall any freaky dreams?
which one do you want? the homicidal decapitated head, the ballroom-dancing flying vampires, or Freddy & The War (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Psycho Killer)?

25. What is your ultimate fantasy?
that would probably involve ashley judd and lots of energy

26. Are you wearing a jock strap at the moment?
what, you're not?

27. Are you wearing a bra at the moment?
i lost my earmuffs so i make do.

28. Do you have greasy hair?
nothing for this one either. i'm losing it.

29. Do you smell of old socks and rotten fish?
only when i've been fishing with old guys who play too much racquetball

30. Hak taki blak kudos tu yuu?
FILLER!!!!

31. Do you like large breasts or small breasts?
it stands to reason that the larger the breast, the fuller one will be after eating it. wait, what? you're not talking about chicken?

32. How many inches do you like your man's cock to be?
this is open for interpretation i think

33. And girth?
they're an OK band, not really my cup of tea. i've heard worse, tho.

34. How tall are you?
tall enough

35. How much do you weigh?
apparently too much for my height. that sucks.

36. How often do you masturbate?
i have yet to snap for lack of gratification

37. Do you pleasure yourself with food items?
i think someone saw American Pie one too many times

38. Do you prefer men or women?
for what? it's a toss up depending on what i prefer them for.

39. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
b. o. r. i. n. g.

40. What do you like to DO with that ice cream?
ah, here we go, much more interesting!

i eat it. *shrug*

41. What does your ideal mate look like?
human

42. Who is the most interesting person in the world?
Hawking

43. Have you ever stalked someone?
i was acquitted, and since you brought it up, you'll be hearing from my attorney

44. Have you ever gone cow tipping?
psssh, i grew up in elk grove, what do you think?

45. Have you ever seen a ghost?
i didn't really get into that movie too much.

46. Have you ever shot down a UFO with a BB gun?
if i don't know what species a bird is, is it a UFO? oh, no, of course not!

47. Tell me about your favorite Christmas.
He-man, He-man, He-man

48. How do you want to die?
armageddon

49. Do you often fantasize about murdering strangers?
not often

50. What is your favorite type of cookie?
zzzzzzzzzz

51. Have you ever choked on food?
just working the turkey through.....ah, there it goes

52. Have you ever spied on your neighbors while they were having sex?
well let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated

53. Do you have a lot of stains on your sheets?
who doesn't???? i know some people like to be independent, but damn, hot chocolate in bed just rules.

54. Do you love me?
define "me"

55. Are you a churchy person?
he. he. he. he.

56. Are you an angry person?
i don't get angry much

57. Do you kill animals?
for the right price

58. Why do you think you are alive?
this fucking air just keeps working with my lungs to keep me going
3 pity screws or Do me
Comments
From: motionless Date: May 22nd, 2001 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)
ed died???
suffocated From: suffocated Date: May 22nd, 2001 08:35 am (UTC) (Link)
well, first let's make sure we're talking about the same Ed here, because although he seemingly knew everybody, i don't know for sure.

Ed Frutchey. Eddie's dad.

if it's the same guy, i'll write you with the details.
From: motionless Date: May 22nd, 2001 11:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Oh, I thought you meant eddie...
3 pity screws or Do me