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i figured there were some of these things i could copy. ( ) I… - Speak Friend and Enter
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i figured there were some of these things i could copy.



( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED CIGARETTES
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX --- Yeah, as a young teen. It wasn't all that grand. ^^;
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE GONE DOWN ON A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE DATED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A LIMO
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX --- Just... gross.
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAVE DATED MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE AT ONCE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE GONE HOME WITH A STRIPPER
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WATCHED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS MARRIED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN BAR CONTEST
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER HAVE PRETENDED TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER HAVE FAKED AN ORGASM
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN A HOT TUB OR POOL
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH A BOSS TO GET A PROMOTION
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MY FRIENDS SIBLING
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED OCTOBERFEST IN GERMANY
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOW SKIING
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(X) I NEVER TOOK A PURITY TEST
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER GAVE A MIDJET A LAP DANCE
(X) I NEVER USED A SEX TOY
(X) I NEVER HAD A SINGLE TRAFFIC VIOLATION

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