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there is a virus going around....it's called "survey"....apparently it is very contagious.....

What is your name?- Chris to most, Christopher to my mom, butthead to my dad, Ezekiel to the Amish clan.

Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?- What, who would I rather see slowly lowered into a vat of sulfuric acid? Hmmmm, tough call.

What color pants do u have on right know?- that should be "now", and they're gray if you must know.

What song are u listening to right now?- does it matter? i guarantee it's better than what you're listening to (for the record "The Dark Tower of Abyss" by Rhapsody)

What are the last four digits of your phone number?- i just checked. DOPE. no, really. at my old house it was LEVI.

What was the last thing u ate?- Drumstick ice cream


If u were a crayon, what color would u want to be?- one of those cool ones that you use to decorate easter eggs but can't see until you dye them.

Where do u want to go on your honeymoon?- to bed, duh.

Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?- ok, i don't even know which major i will have next month, and you want to know who i'm marrying?

Do u have a lava lamp?- i have something that erupts, but i don't think it's called a lava lamp.

Do u like snow, sun or rain?- i can go with either snow or rain depending on my mood. let's just say "cold"

How is the weather right now?- fucking hot for 11:30. like 75 probably. in mid-May. this sucks.

What's the nicest thing that u find in the opposite sex?- in them? *goofy grin* huh huh.....you said "sex" huh huh.......anyway. i think i relate to them better.

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?- boobies.

Do u like the person that [you stole this from]?- well, so far. how much can you really know from a few posts?

How are u today?- hot. unaccomplished. satisfied. mildly content.

Your fave drink?- Always Coca-Cola. but spiking cranberry juice is fun.

How do u eat an oreo?- well, see.......i put them in mouth, right. and then i use my jaw muscles to slowly move my jaw up and down, which causes my teeth to grind parts of the cookie between the upper and lower, until it is small enough to swallow safely. how the fuck do you eat it??

Favourite sport?- the one where i don't have to take off my shirt.

What makes u happy?- knowledge. emotional highs. metal. bonnie.

Birthdate?- what, do you want one assigned to you or something??

Eye color?- oddly enough, i do.

Height?- of??? these aren't even questions anymore, they're fragments. and who cares anyway?

Do u wear contacts?- when i remember.

Siblings and their ages?- my sister is one minute younger than me. i know, it's so weird, you would think they have a name for it or something.....

What school do u attend?- the one that hasn't kicked me out yet for changing majors too many times.

Who do u consider your close friends of the same sex?- Adam and Eddie. Fellow Amish.

What do u like to do?- take gay surveys that have no bearing whatsoever on the time immediately following their completion.

What's the best advice given to u?- you can't do anything with a philosophy degree. no, wait. girls don't like metal, you should listen to something else. nope, not it either. you should learn to dance. dammit, that's not it. advice sucks.

Have u ever won any special awards?- for being special? no. but i did get that whole Eagle Scout hulabaloo thing. so i guess that is OK.

What do u want to be when u grow up?- someone who is busy enough that they don't sit around at 11:45 taking gay surveys.

What are your future goals?- to hurry up and finish this gay survey (short term). to get the fuck out of the valley (long term)

Fave music?- if you are reading this and haven't figured it out yet.....keep trying. here's a hint: METAL

Fave movie?- American Beauty. now and forever.

Fave day of the year?- last day of each semester.

Fave month?- december, i s'pose.

Fave guys cologne- me not being big on cologne just yet, no reponse. i just use what i have.

Do u like to dance?- no. i like to headbang.

Are u shy to ask someone out?- do you see my calendar filled with dates? didn't think so.

Have u ever been in love?- i'm still deciding, but i don't believe so. i do love people that i'm not related to, though.

what is the worst thing u ever done?- consistently lying to my parents.

Do u like scary or happy movies better?- happy movies are gay. scary movies are gay. give me drama mama.

On the phone or in person?- while i've heard that phone sex is OK, i doubt it compares to doing it in person.

Summer or winter?- See: favorite month.

Hugs or kisses?- hot chocolate or white hot chocolate? white. i am partial to hugs in the tangible sense, too.

If u could change one thing about your self what would it be?- having a better idea of what i want out of life. but i think i'm getting there.

Do u consider cheerleading a sport?- obviously you are a cheerleader, because nobody else gives a flying fuck about this "issue".

What did u think of this survey?- i have summarily described it as severely gay

Do u want your friends to [comment]?- only if they have something meaningful to add......or clever......or provocative....or gay.....

Who is least likely to [comment]?- mary, because she never has.

And for the record what color of panties are you wearing?- yeah, like i'm going to tell you that! too personal.
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Comments
cleanlikegod From: cleanlikegod Date: May 11th, 2001 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
heheheeh


"How do u eat an oreo?- well, see.......i put them in mouth, right. and then i use my jaw muscles to slowly move my jaw up and down, which causes my teeth to grind parts of the cookie between the upper and lower, until it is small enough to swallow safely. how the fuck do you eat it??"

"Do u have a lava lamp?- i have something that erupts, but i don't think it's called a lava lamp."

You're funny. ;p

Lots of Love,
Jessicka
suffocated From: suffocated Date: May 11th, 2001 11:04 am (UTC) (Link)
thanks. :)

i've been called worse.
2 pity screws or Do me