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Me: Hey, guess what Life, I have a goal. I actually have some kind… - Speak Friend and Enter
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Me: Hey, guess what Life, I have a goal. I actually have some kind of plan for the future! What do you think about that?

Life: *slap slap* Snap out of that, fool. You should know by now that I don't take kindly to such insolence. Just for that, I'm not giving you any money for the bus this morning, what do you think about that!!

Me: Psssh, thats it? I'll use dimes. I can be resourceful.

Life: What about your ride home, smart guy?

Me:....I'll figure it out later.

Life: Oh, and in case you didn't notice, I decided to fuck up your car. Go replace your alternator unless you want to get really good at push starts..and have no music.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MUST HAVE MUSIC IN CAR!!!!!!!!! How am I supposed to get my student verification done now? Bastard!

Life: You're resourceful, figure it out. *snicker*

Me: *sigh* Its alright, its not that big of a deal, I don't use my car nearly as much now, so it won't be a huge problem. You're slacking, Life.

Life: *whispers* Bre isn't coming.

Me: You're made a powerful enemy, my friend.
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abstracted From: abstracted Date: September 13th, 2002 10:40 am (UTC) (Link)
oh, but i am coming. promise. soon. yes.
1 pity screw or Do me