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"This is a way to get into a movie free when you're alone, or to get… - Speak Friend and Enter
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"This is a way to get into a movie free when you're alone, or to get yourself in free and then sneak in 9 of your friends. What you need first is a small item that can be concealed on the way in the theatre, and its gotta be something that you could have really lost inside (wallet, glasses, gloves or scarf in the winter time). You roll up and tell the person that you were just in the XXX show of X (look at the times before you go) and you lost your whatever. Its gotta be the last showing of the movie you're going to see. They'll assure you that the cleaning crew would have found it and let you look in the lost and found. Its not in there, and you'd like to go look yourself. Now 9 times out of 10 they're going to just let you go in there (the best is when they give you a flashlight), but once you make it in you can't just stay there cause 9 times out of 10 they'll come looking for you. So here's what you do. Go in there and prop the exit door open with something small. A coin works, a pack of gum, a pencil, but its gotta be something small, because if an employee sees it from the outside they'll fuck up your plan. You then go out with your gloves or glasses that you found, thank the nice person, run around to the exit door and you're in. This kicks ass cause even shitty movies are good when they're free, and good movies are fucking phenomenal. The best is taking a girl out using this method. You save yourself like almost 20 bucks, and trust me she'll think of you as smart and resourceful, not cheap. "

Yeah...resourceful. Not sure I'd wanna be dating a girl who thought that.
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shycomputerguy From: shycomputerguy Date: May 30th, 2002 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Either cheap or a crook. GOod way to impress a girl, hey watch me break into this movie theater.
From: ex_pinkerbel621 Date: May 30th, 2002 05:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
yea...this is the best idea ever...i do beleive. AND impressive
From: ex_consequen376 Date: May 30th, 2002 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
I would imagine the type of female I would go for would swiftly end the date if their companion tried something like that.
mirastella From: mirastella Date: May 30th, 2002 06:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I would.
From: ex_consequen376 Date: May 30th, 2002 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mmmmmmm I love you. I hope I can do other things to impress you, Mistress. *purrrrr*
mirastella From: mirastella Date: May 31st, 2002 05:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Yeah, you will.
jesterstear From: jesterstear Date: May 30th, 2002 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Doesn't work around here.

The theaters either have employes in the theater watching people come in when a show starts, or they have employees that do routine checks of all doors.

Sometimes both.

HOWEVER...

As I've posted before, in the large 30 screen theater, it's very easy to leave one movie and mix in with a crowd heading into another movie... especially if you go to the bathroom first, since it's at the opposite end of the hall as the exit.

Saw Dracula 2000 and Family Man for free.

However... I had just paid to see Dungeons and Dragons.

So you decide if I got my money's worth or not. :-)
9 pity screws or Do me