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It's All About the Pentiums What you wanna do? Wanna be a hacker,… - Speak Friend and Enter
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It's All About the Pentiums

What you wanna do?
Wanna be a hacker, code cracker, slacker?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC double-clickin' on my MIZOUSE
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug 'n' play
I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates
I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what, what, what


You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got whiteout all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're using a 286, don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "me too!!" like some brain dead AOL'er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGS to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)

Now,
What you wanna do?
Wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard (uh, uh, loggin' in now)


Wanna run with my crew huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the King of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week? (uh huh)
Throw that junk away man, its an antique! (come on!)
You say you're laptop is a month old? (yeah!) Well thats great,
If you could use a nice heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operatin' system
Gave props to some, and others, I diss'd em
While you're computer's crashin, mine's multi-taskin
It does all my work without me even askin

Got a flat screen monitor 40" wide
I believe yours says "Etch a Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online, well you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll CTRL-ALT-DEL you!


It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)
It's all about the Pentiums (yeah)

Now,
What you wanna do?
Wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat room yackers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard, WHAT!
2 pity screws or Do me
Comments
From: ex_consequen376 Date: April 16th, 2002 10:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I like that song.
jesterstear From: jesterstear Date: April 16th, 2002 11:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Weird Al kicks ass.
2 pity screws or Do me