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I am really annoyed by magazines like Maxim. There should be like… - Speak Friend and Enter
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I am really annoyed by magazines like Maxim. There should be like the 10 Commandments of Shit Like Maxim. 1. The ultimate goal of having a female gender is sex. 2. Nobody will like you if you don't believe #1. 3. You should worship any man who is getting more sex than you. 4. Girls who put out on the first date are not easy or sluts, they are just open. 5. Lying is OK in limited quantities as long as it results in sex. 6. It is pointless to compliment a girl because she will be suspicious of your intentions. Share the compliment with her friends instead because all girls have huge egos. 7. One compliment, however vague, is usually enough to get a woman to sleep with you. 8. Sex is still the ultimate goal of any male. 9. It is a waste of time and energy to try and think for yourself - just say what we tell you to. 10. It is important that men care about fashion as much as, or possibly more than, women.
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slayergoddess From: slayergoddess Date: April 26th, 2001 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

that's pretty stupid

That's arrogant...
suffocated From: suffocated Date: April 26th, 2001 09:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's pretty stupid

I'm not sure what you're referring to....my post was facetious in the sense that those are basically the types of things that Maxim and its inbred ilk are force-feeding the guys reading it. Yeah, my roommate gets it, and I read it to laugh. But it's so pathetic. Honestly, though, I don't believe any of those things.
slayergoddess From: slayergoddess Date: April 26th, 2001 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: that's pretty stupid

oh I knew that you didn't believe any of that! I was saying that that magazine is pretty arrogant. Not you! I guess I should have said that... sorry about that.
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