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I have invented my own history of Easter. It involves a bunny god… - Speak Friend and Enter
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I have invented my own history of Easter. It involves a bunny god named Harishna Major.
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From: memoriam Date: March 21st, 2002 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
...invented? >:/
suffocated From: suffocated Date: March 21st, 2002 09:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Not meant to be taken literally, of course. "Invented" in this context in fact means "recounted to someone else".
jesterstear From: jesterstear Date: March 21st, 2002 09:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I always thought that a bunny helped a trapped Jesus roll the rock away from the tomb, and a confused Jesus gave the bunny eggs in thanks for its help.
shycomputerguy From: shycomputerguy Date: March 21st, 2002 09:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Why did Jesus paint the eggs?
jesterstear From: jesterstear Date: March 21st, 2002 10:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

The bunny painted them, making them easier to hide.

The bunny knew that if the confused Jesus saw it throwing away the worthless gift, Jesus might blast him to atoms.
shycomputerguy From: shycomputerguy Date: March 21st, 2002 10:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
So the eggs are really gits from Jesus. Wow.

This is almost as cool of a holiday as Groundhog's day. You know, where Jesus comes out and if he sees his shadow we have 6 more weeks of winter.
6 pity screws or Do me