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Seen that Mitsubishi commercial where the guy goes to pick up his… - Speak Friend and Enter
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Seen that Mitsubishi commercial where the guy goes to pick up his brother at the airport, only to see the son slobbering chocolate ice cream all over himself, so the guy keeps on driving?

ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY!!!!

I watch that commercial, and I don't laugh. I say "Damn, that dude is a prick. He leaves his brother and his brother's family stranded because he doesn't want ice cream in his fucking car. How about you grow up?"

If you are in the bathroom, and you need to plug in your hair dryer, but both outlets are filled by an electric razor/curling iron and a Glade/Wizard air freshener, do you:
A) Take out the other appliance - its not like you're using it.
B) Take out the air freshener
C) Go to work with wet hair, this is way too hard.
D) Buy a new air freshener with a built-in outlet.

If you answered anything other than D, then obviously you weren't part of the test study group that the people at Glade worked with.
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