?

Log in

No account? Create an account
spilled brain matter accomplices history of the disturbed inside a demented mind My Website Previous Previous Next Next
This morning I thought of a parody commercial of the new Carl's Jr.… - Speak Friend and Enter
Grammar and Lord of the Rings
suffocated
suffocated
This morning I thought of a parody commercial of the new Carl's Jr. ads that Jack in the Box could, and by all rights should, do.

Man: Feel this burger.
Person: Ewwwwwwwww, no.
Man: Um...OK. Do you think this burger would come from a fast food place?
Person; Well, yeah. That looks like a Jack in the Box burger
Man: *gets frustrated a little* But look at it! It's so full & juicy, I mean how could this come from a fast food place?
Person: How 'bout because the cheese looks like my ass and the bun is about 43 days old?
Man: It's not a fast food burger!!!
Person: Sure, fine, whatever. It's not a fast food burger.
Man: *wipes brow* Where do you think you could get a burger like this?
Person: Like I said, Jack in the Box.
Man: But where else!?!
Person: Dude, nobody makes burgers like that except Jack in the Box.
Man: What about say, TGIF's? Chili's?
Person: *thinks* Nope. Nope.
Man: *sighs* If by some miracle, you happened to find this burger in a place other than Jack in the Box (person looks skeptical), how much do you think you would pay for it?
Person: Like $3.
Man: No you wouldn't!!! This burger would cost AT LEAST $6 in a place like Chili's!!
Person: But dude, not at Jack in the Box.
Man: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming*

(Narrator)
Jack in the Box.
We already have big, cheap burgers.

It would need a little tweaking, obviously, to avoid harping on the actual product being sold, but whatever. I'm not in marketing.
1 pity screw or Do me
Comments
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 25th, 2001 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

mmm

dude, wats up w/ hte commercials?
1 pity screw or Do me