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1. What's your favorite scary movie? Girls don't like me because I… - Speak Friend and Enter
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1. What's your favorite scary movie?
Girls don't like me because I don't like scary things. But I will admit that "Scream" scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it....hell, so did "Jurassic Park".
2. Have you ever smoked products that aren't normally made for smoking?
That implies that there are things that are normally made for smoking....
3. What do you think is the best feature on your body?
The hair drive 'em wild. Well, the drunk ones.
4. What would you change about yourself?
about 50 pounds.
5. What's your favorite of the Seven Dwarfs?
Doc. You know he got Snow White in the sack within hours.
6. Do you like ice?
On a hot fucking day, oh yes.
7. What's your name again?
Who wants to know???
8. Do you have any jewelry you wear all the time?
Nothing visible......
9. How many holes do you have in your body that you weren't born with?
That nailgun accident left a few new ones, if I remember correctly.
10. Describe your favorite undergarment:
Alright, look, anything that doesn't cause Mt. Wedgie is immediately in my good graces.
11. Would you ever consider decorating your room with blowup pink flamingos?
Is that a rhetorical question? Cuz I mean, who wouldn't!?
12. Have you ever worn plaid and stripes together?
Probably. In fact, yes. I had a striped shirt I wore with a plaid flannel, for the sheer reason that they both had a lot of fucking colors.
13. Have you ever stolen any road signs?
Not yet. But that sign for Bonnie Way looks awfully tempting.
14. Do you think bald heads are sexy?
On a girl? Well, you did see those Friends episodes with bald Bonnie right? What do you think?
15. Do you own a black-light?
Nope. I own a lamp light though.
16. What's on your mouse pad?
My mouse. Geez.
17. Do your parents still have sex?
I try not to think about that - too scary.
18. What kinda guy/girl are you looking for?
Preferrably living, but hey, I can't be too choosy.
19. What's the last finger food you ate?
Oven cooked fries last night.
20. Do you take more than three showers a week, be honest?
What, and waste all that water???
21. What size shoe do you wear?
12 1/2. You know what they say about guys with big shoe sizes.....
22. Have you ever touched yourself in a public place?
Guys scratch themselves. It's life.
23. Have you ever been drunk off your ass?
So....drunk standing up? nope.
24. Are you male, female, or both?
Guess you'll just have to find out.
25. What's your favorite cereal?
Ed Bundy. Oh, wait.....
26. Do you wash your own clothes?
If I didn't, they might just wash themselves, I leave them sitting for so long.
27. Do you have a journal or a diary?
This was taken from someone on livejournal.....why does this question even exist?
28. Do strangers have the best candy?
They have to, or they would have to find a new schtick. Strangers with prunes wouldn't really go over.
29. Who's your daddy?
I like to call him Mr. Sperm Provider
30. When you're on the phone, do you use the bathroom; do you tell the person or keep it a secret?
I need 2 hands. And I'd rather not see the phone fall into the toilet. Actually, that might be funny.....
31. What's your sign?
Militant Agnostic: I don't know and you don't either
32. Do you want fries with that?
Always.
33. Do you ever sit and stare at the blank TV screen?
It's not blank!!!!! They're communicating with me, you just can't see it!!!!!
34. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
Hrm.....not sure on that one.
35. Have you ever failed a grade?
What am I, sum sorte oph phuking reetarde?
36. If you were to be given an ice cube, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream, what would you do with it?
Get some ice cream and make me a shake. What I'd do with the shake is left to your imagination.
37. Do you believe that you can fall in love quickly or that these things take time?
To truly be in love..it takes time. You can't know everything about a person in a short time.
38. What was the biggest city you have ever lived in?
Sacramento.
39.What was the last movie you watched?
something gay, probably. No wait, I watched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back at work yesterday. KICKASS!
40.How many people are on your messenger list?
53. That includes scams, jerks who I toy with, and family.
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