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Shit I don't get about Sports.

Why do all baseball announcers have a huge hard on for Derek Jeter? Even before his great play (which was, admittedly, a heckuva play), and especially after, any camera shot in the dugout - Jeter. Any infield shot - Jeter. Any outfield shot - somehow still Jeter. I think they must have been checking out his ass or something. Ok, we all know that the guy can play, but would you please stop shoving him down our throats?? There is such an easy joke there, I won't even touch it. :)

Why do all the good college teams get fodder for the first few games every season? Everybody knows that Miami, Florida, Florida State, Nebraska, etc. will be in the top 10 and yet they get to play Gunyan College for Little Girls, and then Gunyan College for Little Girls State, and then Gunyan College for Little Girls A&M, like it's some sort of competition. Why don't they play other top 25 teams all season? Because it would make it harder to have an undefeated season? GOD FORBID!!!!! I would hate to take away the chance to pad Heisman candidate's stats by letting them throw against teams that have no business fielding a football team.

And why do fans/students tear down the goal post after a huge win? Does it serve some purpose? Or is it just that violent impulse we all seem to have that causes us to riot when we don't like something?

um......yeah.
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kittenishkat From: kittenishkat Date: October 14th, 2001 07:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

uh....



are you sure you don't want to touch my balls?
suffocated From: suffocated Date: October 17th, 2001 08:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: uh....

oh i definitely want to touch them.
kittenishkat From: kittenishkat Date: October 18th, 2001 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: uh....

ALRIGHT!!!! :) w00t!
suffocated From: suffocated Date: October 20th, 2001 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: uh....

so, like, when do i get to????
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