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How to Make A Really Awful Movie (aka How to Make A Hugely Successful Blockbuster)

1. Have so little faith in your main story that you have subplots that are not only entirely unoriginal, but incredibly boring.
2. Use one of these subplots as an excuse to have a main character showcase her vocal talents - actually using her voice on film is optional, however.
3. Cram as many movie cliches as is possible into the allotted time so the audience won't think too much about any particular one and discover all the holes.
4. Use a movie title that makes absolutely no sense until it is explained in 2 minutes toward the end of the movie and really has no bearing on anything.
5. To distract the audience, fill your primary roles with half naked hotties that like to gyrate and pour water all over themselves. Sell it as "good wholesome family entertainment" or "women empowerment through manipulation".
6. Have a happy, sappy ending that ties up no loose ends but makes everyone leaving the theater smile.

You get one guess.
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Comments
her_whispers From: her_whispers Date: July 29th, 2001 06:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
.... (don't laugh if this is wrong)....

coyote ugly?

er.. at least i think that's what it's called.

M.
suffocated From: suffocated Date: July 31st, 2001 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
ladies and gentlemen! we have a winner!!!

Don, tell her what she's won!!

Don: ?????
her_whispers From: her_whispers Date: July 30th, 2001 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
pssssssst....

what was the answer?

M.
From: ex_consequen376 Date: July 31st, 2001 02:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't know which one you mean. I'm not "hip" to most of the movies that're out.
suffocated From: suffocated Date: July 31st, 2001 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
be glad for that. 95% are pure shite.

(btw, it was Coyote Ugly)
5 pity screws or Do me