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Tonight's second Simpsons was the Homer the Food Critic episode. God… - Speak Friend and Enter
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Tonight's second Simpsons was the Homer the Food Critic episode. God how I love that one.

Critic guy: "We need someone who won't immediately poo-poo everything he eats."
Homer: "Nah, it usually takes me a few hours."

"Hmm, two more words."
"How about, ' screw Flanders ' ?"
"Bon apetit."
"Eh, both good."

and my favorite, since I quote it all the time:
"Arr, tis a good sign, Homer's unfastened the top button on his pants."
"Ah, actually no, he's been walking around like that since Thanksgiving."
"What I don't understand is why he doesn't just give in and go for sweatpants?"
"He says the crotch wears out too easily."
"Dar! That'll replace the whale in my nightmare!"
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